Chapter 23: The Toad
Zi Ye was overjoyed. There was actually such a good deal? He immediately stated his position, “Sure! You can kill her, I don’t mind at all.”
Xiao Zhan pushed Luo Luo directly. “She’s yours.”
Luo Luo felt extremely offended. At the very least, she was a dignified female. Being handed over like an object was simply too humiliating.
She was a female, not a thing.
“Hey, hey, hey! You two are going too far!”
The toad happily transformed into a beastman. He was less than 1.6 meters tall, his protruding belly looking like he was about to give birth.
On his bald head, there were still faintly two remaining strands of hair, carefully parted to the left and right, as proof that he wasn’t completely bald.
He was a man with hair. A full two strands.
To Luo Luo, baldness and a big belly weren’t that ugly.
But the toad beast in front of her was covered in black, ugly bumps all over his body, with sticky fluid constantly oozing out.
There was a faint stench in the air that made people feel like vomiting.
This, she simply could not tolerate.
“Blegh—!”
Luo Luo couldn’t hold it in and covered her mouth while gagging.
The toad beast’s eyes lit up. “Beautiful female, first time meeting—want to mate?”
Luo Luo waved her hands frantically. She was a female with normal aesthetics, not a garbage recycling station that accepted all kinds of ugly trash.
The toad beast was puzzled. “Then why are you gagging?”
Luo Luo was confused too. “Can’t I feel disgusted?”
“In our toad clan, gagging means agreeing to mate. You doing that puts me in a very difficult position.”
The toad beast fiddled with his sticky fingers, staring straight at Luo Luo.
Zi Ye hooked his lips and said, “Brother, this female is actually very shy.”
Xiao Zhan echoed, “That’s right. When she says no, she means yes. You’ve got to do the opposite.”
The two bad guys spoke with complete seriousness, and unbelievably, the toad beast believed them.
“Alright, alright, so we’re playing like that, huh? Then I’ll use force.”
As he spoke, he stepped forward and reached for Luo Luo. Luo Luo screamed in fright and retreated again and again.
But he still managed to touch her arm. Her whole body instantly felt wrong.
Her entire body felt disgusting. She even wanted to chop off the arm that had been touched.
There was only one thought in her heart: I’m not clean anymore. I’ve been humiliated.
“Hahahahaha!” Zi Ye’s laughter echoed wildly through the forest.
Seeing that their goal had been achieved, Xiao Zhan said in a relaxed tone, “Big brother, let’s go. No need to care about her.”
Let her spend her life with that ugly toad. Let her also taste the feeling of being tortured.
After saying that, the two turned around and left, as if they had made some kind of final decision.
Chi Yao jumped out and knocked the toad beast to the ground with one punch.
“Ugly thing! You dare touch my female master? I think you’re tired of living.”
The toad beast, after being attacked, immediately counterattacked.
His method of attack was very unique. He didn’t punch or kick, but spat bubbles from his mouth.
His mouth was like a spray gun, spraying out black, sticky bubbles.
As Chi Yao charged around, he was wrapped up by several large bubbles.
More bubbles exploded in front of his eyes. In no time, his whole body was wrapped up, completely unable to move.
Luo Luo pulled out a bone knife and cut for a long time, but still couldn’t cut open that sticky thing.
“Hahaha! I advise you to stop wasting your energy. Only I can undo this.”
With that effort, it’d be better to struggle a bit more when mating. He especially liked wild, fierce females.
He hated ones that lay there like dead fish. Mating with that kind of female was really no fun.
“Let him go. He’s my beast husband.” Luo Luo threw away the knife, her ears twitching in anger.
Normally being tormented by Zi Ye and Xiao Zhan, two great beauties, she wasn’t even that angry. Sure enough, humans were visual creatures.
They had extremely high tolerance for beautiful things, and zero tolerance for ugly things.
“Then he deserves to die even more.” The toad beast stared coldly at Chi Yao.
Oh? This male was actually his competitor.
He looked so ugly, with horns on his head, and his fighting strength wasn’t even that good. He didn’t understand how this female fell for him.
With a slight curl of his finger, the bubbles began to tighten, Chi Yao’s face turning red from being strangled.
Luo Luo was currently a level-0 rookie who couldn’t beat anyone.
She could only fight the toad with words, using strategy instead of force.
“I’m ugly, and I eat a lot. You wouldn’t want me.”
“I want you.” The toad was extremely persistent. In his eyes, Luo Luo wasn’t ugly at all.
“I like you being chubby, and the pimples on your face too. We’re a perfect match.”
Luo Luo’s lips twitched. “Well then… thank you.”
She really wanted to thank his whole family — with her fists and a knife.
She held back and continued, “I have a bad temper. I also have a habit of abusing beastmen.”
“I like being abused. Don’t be polite, please abuse me hard. The more you abuse me, the happier I get.”
The toad charged straight into the challenge. “Which female doesn’t have a bad temper? If they were all gentle like water, that would be abnormal.”
Besides, he liked hot-tempered ones. The more challenging, the more he liked them.
He didn’t cherish females who were too easy to get.
That female-honors-male-lows worldview didn’t apply at all on Savage Island.
Here, the strong made the rules. Even if he abandoned several females, nobody dared to point fingers at him.
Seeing that he was completely stubborn, Luo Luo directly used her ultimate move.
“I… I’ve sold twelve beast husbands. Aren’t you afraid of becoming the next one?”
“Being sold by a beautiful female is a blessing I earned over eight lifetimes.”
“I only like handsome ones. I don’t like faces with pimples.”
Luo Luo really didn’t want to hit his confidence, but if she didn’t, he was going to force her.
“Then when we mate, I can cover my face. You can imagine I’m very handsome.”
The toad didn’t get angry at all, and even thoughtfully offered a solution.
“…That works?”
“You agreed? Then let’s begin. Come, let’s start our happy mating.”
Luo Luo hurriedly explained, “That was a question, not me agreeing!”
Seeing Luo Luo hesitate for so long, the toad finally lost his patience and said viciously, “If you won’t agree, you still have to agree.”
Anyway, no one could save her now. She was just a lone level-0 female — what could she use to resist?
“What are you doing?” Seeing Luo Luo suddenly reach into her bag, he immediately shouted.
Luo Luo blinked, looking innocent and naive.
“Since I can’t resist, I can only accept it. Before mating with you, I should give you a dowry, shouldn’t I?”
In the beast world, it was the female who provided the dowry to the male.
After all, the male married into the female’s side — doing hard labor, serving the female, and obeying her in everything.
Of course, there were also exceptions — those so-called fleeting relationships, where neither the female nor the male had to take responsibility. Everyone was just playing around.
The toad had originally only wanted to fool around, but he didn’t expect Luo Luo to take it seriously and even prepare a dowry.
This was something he had never encountered in his entire toad life.
“Wuwuwu… you’re really a good person. Nowadays, responsible females like you are almost extinct.”
He had once fallen for several females and wanted to form contracts with them, but they only treated him as someone to play with.
While joking around with him, Luo Luo quickly scattered the things in her hand.
