Story 123
āThe Sofa That Ruins Peopleā
You know those āsofas that ruin peopleā? Theyāre really⦠ruinous.
The other day, I showed up at a friendās house unannounced. There was no answer, and the door wasnāt locked, so I went inside on my own.
And there they were⦠completely rotting away in the āsofa that ruins people.ā