TSPCD 14

Synopsis

“Adopt a child.”“Have you gone mad from working too much, Your Majesty?”Ethan Ivec, the very embodiment of insolence and arrogance. The hero who slew a dragon.There is only one condition for him to inherit the title of Duke: he must adopt a child.“You. What are you?”“People don’t ask children things like that, Your Grace.”“I’m a child.”“That’s right. I’m the Duke of Ivec. You recognize me.”“As if I would.”Bell, who somehow ends up being adopted into the Ducal House of Ivec.[You’re a decent human being. Aren’t you, little Star?]…was actually the sole surviving member of the Star Clan.“If she’s the Duke of Ivec’s daughter, shouldn’t she be able to ward off the calamity?”“It is only right that she fulfill her duty.”“Bullshit. Those senile old geezers.”A child born with the power to become a hero…“What do you expect a kid who can’t even sleep without her Bboo-Bboo to do? A child’s job is to eat, sleep, poop, and play.”…and the Empire’s hero, whose mouth is far too foul.Together, they fill the pages of a parenting diary.