Chapter 46
The Most Useless Duel in the World (2)
âPolish this statement so itâs suitable for public announcement.â
âFarmland maintenance will begin early next month. Imperial citizensâ cooperation is required. Due to a shortage of supplies, no material support should be expected during the work.â
The funny thing wasâthis was actually about to be announced to the public. It was only one sentence, but not easy to phrase properly, and it was exactly the kind of tricky problem related to administrative work.
It doesnât need to sound fancy. If it comes off as too authoritative, itâll only provoke backlash.
I recalled all the anger Iâd swallowed over countless internal memos and official notices. Rather than trying to perfectly suppress dissatisfaction, I needed to write it in a way that showed understanding of the peopleâs situation. That was the only way to soften negative reactions.
I had to start with the assumption that people would complain anyway.
Theyâre asking me to write something I donât even believe⌠this feels bitter.
I slowly picked up my fountain pen and rewrote it in the format of an official statement. After drafting it once, I removed unnecessary embellishments and carefully considered how each phrase might be received. I crossed out, adjusted, and finally copied the clean revision neatly.
Even as a former K-office worker, I wasnât sure if this would pass as an acceptable answer here.
âTimeâs upâ15 minutes.â
Second-class secretary Victor collected my and Eliciaâs papers. Then he dragged over a blackboard-like board and pinned both papers on it.
âAlright, letâs go over them one by one.â
A few junior clerks quietly gathered behind us. Of course they wouldâno one wanted to miss such an entertaining show. Lucius began reading Eliciaâs answer first.
âThe farmland maintenance project will begin early next month. Imperial citizens are expected to cooperate for the eternal glory of the Empire. Due to budget constraints, no additional supplies will be provided.â
Are imperial citizens slaves or what?
The tone reeked of arrogance. It practically screamed, âIâm a noble.â Elicia looked quite pleased with her own writing too. I could only hope that wasnât how all official statements had been written until now.
Lucius read through her paper carefully, nodding slightly at the end. His expression was unreadableâhard to tell whether he approved or not.
âNext, Corneliaâs answer.â
Following Eliciaâs, he began reading mine aloud.
âGreetings. This is the Seraphina Empire Chancellorâs Office.
Starting next month, we will begin the farmland maintenance project. As farmland is the foundation that sustains our Empire, the cooperation of our citizens is essential. Due to current material shortages, assistance may be limited, but we trust that together we can make our lands flourish. We kindly ask for your understanding and cooperation.
– Farmland Maintenance Schedule –
- Project: Land restoration for the Empireâs food production
- Date: Imperial Year 000, Month 0, Day 0
- Location: Agricultural areas within each territory
- Details: To be announced by each regional officerâ*
Honestly, even I couldnât say it sounded heartfelt.
Victor and the other second-class secretary studied my paper closely. Lucan and the other assistants whispered among themselves. I even heard one or two say Eliciaâs was better.
Why am I suddenly feeling anxiousâŚ
Maybe my writing carried too much of that K-office-worker tone. After all, I had no idea what the Chancellorâs Office preferred. Iâd only been here for less than a weekâthough it already felt like months.
âThereâs no need for a formal judgment,â Lucius said, taking the papers down.
Victor nodded. âAgreed.â
âInstead, weâll have each person explain their reasoning. That should settle it.â
Waitâwhat? Now we have to explain?
Lucius handed Elicia her paper first. She began confidently.
âThis is an external announcement for a decision thatâs already been made. It clearly states that no support will be given. Rather than adding unnecessary decoration, I focused on making it clear that citizens should cooperate for the Empireâs glory. Once they read it, theyâll understand.â
I disagreed. Even though I hadnât lived here long, Iâd met citizens like Pinea and Nicolaâpeople who werenât afraid to voice their opinions. They werenât as submissive as Elicia assumed.
When Lucius pointed to me next, I explained honestly.
âAs Elicia said, the matterâs already decided and canât be changed. Itâs a message that says, essentially, âno support but please cooperate.ââ
Victor nodded in agreement.
âSo I thought it best to ask politely. The citizens arenât slaves. Thatâs why I wrote it emphasizing unityâacknowledging the hardship while asking for cooperation. I wanted to sound sincere, but not overly emotional. I also wanted to include a line about how the Chancellorâs Office would try to help as much as possible, but since that wasnât confirmed, it could give false hope. So I left it out.â
Lucius tilted his head. âWhy list the schedule separately?â
âBecause people always wonder when, where, and what will happen. If thatâs not clear, theyâll forget about it right away, and the announcement loses meaning.â
Lucan and the other clerks nodded. I could feel the atmosphere shift in my favor. Lucius didnât hesitate.
âThe winner is Junior Secretary Cornelia.â
Eliciaâs face turned pale as murmurs spread around us.
âThe reason should be obvious to you, Elicia. If not, promotion will be difficult.â
Her hands trembled as she lowered her head.
Was that really necessary⌠poor thing.
From my perspective as a former thirty-something office worker, Eliciaâbarely in her twentiesâseemed both pitiful and a little endearing. Everyone makes mistakes like that early in their career; thatâs how you learn.
Lucius continued, âAs promised, everyone in the Chancellorâs Office will recognize Cornelia as a proper junior secretary. Elicia, please apologize.â
Elicia bit her lip hard.
ââŚI apologize for my immature behavior until now. Iâm sorry.â
Her voice trembledâwhether from anger or humiliation, I couldnât tell. Instead of feeling victorious, I just wanted this awkward moment to end.
âYes. Letâs work well together from now on, Secretary Elicia.â
That closed the matter. Everyone returned to their seats, and Elicia shot me one last sharp glare before turning away. Sheâd recover from the sting of defeat soon enough.
âSecretary Cornelia.â
Lucius and Victor approached me. Lucius, his long red hair glinting under the light, offered a hand.
âIâm Second-Class Secretary Lucius Belmont. That was an impressive performance. I realized I mightâve had some bias. Sorry about thatâand I look forward to working with you.â
âThank you, Lucius. Iâll do my best.â
âYou can just call me senior.â
âYes, senior!â
Victor, the other second-class secretary, extended his hand next. He was tall and broad-shoulderedâso much that I had to look up to meet his eyes.
âIâm Victor Blackwood. Nice work. Letâs get along.â
âThank you, senior.â
I shook their hands politely. Unlike some unpleasant people Iâd met before, there was no trace of arrogance about them. The atmosphere in the office suddenly felt much lighter.
Should I thank Elicia for this?
After all, her challenge had given me an unexpected opportunity. Maybe next time I could do her a favorâlike when Lucan had helped warn me about the Finance Ministerâs temper.
âGood workers are always welcome,â Lucius said with a warm smile. âIf you ever have questions you canât ask the other junior secretaries, come to us.â
Victor nodded beside him. The two of them really were like a perfect pairâcompetent, balanced, and clearly experienced.
But then why do they always seem so laid-back?
In my old world, one thing was certain: the bossâs behavior sets the mood for everyone else. If morale was low, it was usually because the leadership was lacking.
Just how bad was Chancellor Marcus, reallyâŚ
I suddenly remembered the Finance Ministerâs furious expression from a few days ago.