Story 19
âPlease tell us about your special skill.â
Interviewer: âNow then, what is your special skill?â
Job Applicant: âYes! I can squirt mayonnaise from my right elbow!â
Interviewer: âUmmâŚâ (This oneâs⌠definitely a weirdoâŚ)
Interviewer: âCan you really do that?â
Job Applicant: âYes! Iâll do it now⌠Ah, sorry! It didnât come out!â
Interviewer: (What is he even trying to do?)
Job Applicant: âOh, it was from my left elbow!â
âSquelch squelch squelchâ (The applicant rolls up their sleeve and squeezes mayonnaise out of their left elbow.)
Interviewer: (I have no idea whatâs going onâŚ)