Chapter 17
In front of the station nearest to school, thereâs a cafĂ© called Moonbucks.
For me, it ranks third on the list of âplaces that have nothing to do with me.â
And yet, here I am, wondering where the old me wentâthe one who used to sneer at these dens of normies every time I passed by.
Still, wigs are stuffy.
Am I really going to have to wear this for the rest of my life?
What if my scalp overheats and I go bald early?
I need to think of some countermeasure.
Inside the café, I found Kashimura-san sitting alone at a table in the back, reading a book.
On the table sat a large paper cup with a straw.
After greeting her, I went to order a drink of my own.
âŠBut wow, everythingâs expensive.
In my wallet, Iâve got the 10,000 yen I have to return to Kiriya-sensei, plus 572 yen in coins.
That bill is untouchable, so I have to buy something within 572 yen.
I hunted for the cheapest option and settled on a short-sized drip coffee for 320 yen.
When I sat down across from Kashimura-san, she spoke up.
âSorry I couldnât give this to you in class. And for dragging you all the way out here.â
There was no need for her to apologize.
If anything, I should be the one apologizingâsheâs lending me books, after all.
âNo, itâs my fault. I shouldâve noticed you in class. Our eyes met a bunch of times.â
âEhhâdonât say that, itâs embarrassing!â
âŠWhat is this?
It feels like a conversation between a couple.
âMaster, should we capture her alive?â
(Of course not!)
âOh, right. Hereâthis is the light novel I promised.â
She handed me a paper bag stuffed full of light novels.
Thatâs⊠a lot. Mustâve been heavy to carry.
âWow, thatâs a ton. Mustâve been hard to lug around.â
âActually, I put them in a coin locker at the station this morning so I could hand them over here.â
Makes sense. Bringing that many to school would draw way too much attention.
I peeked inside the bag, and to my surprise, there was a book by Donguri Mock, a web novelist I really liked.
âOh hey, this is by Donguri Mock, right? Iâve been reading their stuff online. I wanted to check this one out!â
âW-whaâoh no, that mustâve gotten mixed in by mistake! I didnât mean to bring that one. Really, I didnât!â
For some reason she looked flustered.
Maybe itâs a story thatâs embarrassing to admit she reads?
âWell, lucky me then. Thanks, Iâm looking forward to it.â
âYouâre that happyâŠ?â
She muttered softly to herself.
She probably thought I couldnât hear, but thanks to my ridiculously enhanced hearing, I caught it.
âIf itâs not too much trouble, would you tell me what you think after you read it?â
âSure. But I donât think my opinions are anything special.â
âNo, I just want to share thoughts with another light novel fan. Sorry, that probably sounds weird.â
âMaster, shall we have naked body sushi for dinner tonight?â
(No! And stop turning everything erotic!)
âYouâre not weird at all. Iâll tell you what I think.â
âReally? Thenâletâs exchange LINE IDs. Iâm not confident I could talk naturally at school.â
âOf course.â
We exchanged IDs.
Outside of family and relatives, this was my first.
It felt awkward, but not in a bad way. Maybe my mental score rising from minus to eleven had something to do with it.
âHmm? Mikado-kun, did your bangs get longer?â
Crap!
Did the wig slip?!
âAh, yeahâI just grow hair fast, haha.â
I couldnât fix it here.
But if I could just create a small distractionâŠ
âKashimura-san, you dropped something by your feet.â
âEh? Where?â
As she looked down, I quickly adjusted the wig.
âAhâmy mistake. Sorry.â
âItâs fine, but⊠huh? Mikado-kun, doesnât your hair look shorter now? And I see some gray strands too.â
Damn! Mustâve adjusted it wrong. The grays are showing⊠Should I run to the bathroom? Or bluff it out?
I chose⊠bluff.
âSometimes gray hairs just pop up. Seeââpluck!â Like that.â
I pulled out a couple of my own gray hairs.
Kashimura-san recoiled a little.
ââŠR-right.â
âAnd Iâve got bangs that grow slower too, so it all kinda mixes. You get it, right?â
ââŠY-yeah, totally.â
Alright, crisis averted.
âSo itâs true that people who make excuses talk too much.â
(Shut up! If she finds out, Iâm doomed!)
âAnyway, whatâs your personal recommendation?â
âAnd now youâre changing the subject to regain control. Classic guilty tactic.â
(Aegis-sama, please, not now!)
âU-uh, I like these ones best. This story is aboutâwell, without spoilersâŠâ
She explained her favorites enthusiastically.
Good thing sheâs into light novels.
Later, the bulky paper bag of novels sheâd lent me was stowed safely away in my Storage while I was in a restroom stall.
That skill is seriously convenient.
On the way home from the station, I bought three bags of bean sprouts from the supermarket. Ten yen eachâvery budget friendly. That would be this weekâs meals.
I also stopped at a home improvement store to buy vegetable seedlings and lily bulbs.
My grandparents loved lilies. Since I was borrowing their house, I thought Iâd grow some and offer them at their grave once they bloomed.
After tucking everything into Storage, I checked my wallet.
âŠThis is rough.
I thought about using Appraisal on a lottery ticket, but unlike in Tokyo, there wasnât a booth nearby. If I canât buy one, I canât rely on that plan. Iâll just have to scrape by.
âYouâre poor.â
ââŠNot my fault. Canât spend what I donât have.â
Potions probably needed ingredients anyway, so I couldnât sink money into that.
âIâll look for a day job when I get home.â
âPoor.â
âStop saying it like a broken robot, please.â
Even with Aegisâs harsh commentary weighing me down, I still dreamed of a future where Iâd be rich.
âMaster, thatâs just an illusion.â
âLet me dream!!â
âItâs just escapism.â
âUghâcanât argue with thatâŠâ
âAnyway, try channeling mana into your legs while pedaling the bike.â
âEven while riding? âŠFine.â
By now, I could at least control mana while multitasking.
Still, concentrating it in a body part was unstableâI couldnât hold it for long.
I followed Aegisâs instructions, pushing mana into my legs.
It worked⊠but quickly dispersed.
âKeep practicing until you get home.â
âYeah, yeah.â
Manipulating something invisible and unknown is hard.
People talk about âaurasââlike celebrities or athletes having a presence. But thatâs something others perceive, not something the person themselves controls.
Mana is the same. You canât use what you donât even recognize exists.
âLess philosophy, more practice.â
ââŠSometimes Iâm just in that mood.â
âPuberty.â
ââŠNot quite.â
âChuunibyou.â
ââŠMaybe closer.â
And so, as I argued with Aegis, the mana in my legs kept scattering and recharging. By the time I got home, I was starting to grasp the knackâthough I still couldnât hold it for more than ten seconds.
Ding! Mana Manipulation has reached Lv. 2.
âYes! Leveled up!â
âGood. Now, try jumping while channeling mana to your legs.â
Jumping, huh? Alright.
I focused mana into my legs, took a short run-up, and leapt.
âWooooooaaaahhh!!â
I kicked off the ground and soared into the sky.
Was I dreaming?
My perspective was so highâtoo high.
I looked down on the roof tiles of single-story houses, even past the second floor of Aunt Akaneâs home.
It felt like I could see the horizon.
Ding! Skill [Physical Enhancement] acquired.
NiceâI got a new skill.
But I had a more pressing issue.
ââŠAegis, Iâm gonna fall, right?â
âYes. Gravity is a thing.â
ââŠSo what do I do?!â
âHandle it with spirit.â
âWHAT?!â
I traced a parabola straight toward the ground.
If I hit, Iâd be seriously injured.
âSpread mana through your whole body! And if possible, create a membrane over your skin.â
âDonât spring that on me now!!â
Thud!
I landed in the garden plot, feet first, then toppled over.
âOwwwâŠâ
Dammit, Aegis. If you knew, why didnât you warn me sooner?
âIf I had, would you have tried it?â
ââŠNo. Iâd have been too scared.â
âExactly. Besides, I adjusted your internal mana during the fall. You shouldnât even have a scratch.â
Come to think of it, I didnât.
I stood up and checkedâno pain at all.
âWow, really. Not even bruised. âŠThough my uniformâs filthy.â
âUse the Clean spell.â
Right! I had convenient magic like that.
âBut seriouslyâhow high did I jump?â
â8.29 meters.â
âThat much?!â
âAbout the height of a two-story house.â
Thatâs insane.
âAnd only the beginning. Keep training.â
So I can jump like Spider-Mâwell, you know.
âEventually, youâll surpass even that.â
ââŠI donât wanna, though.â
Anyway, first things firstâclean the uniform.
ăCleană
The dirt and grass stains vanished instantly.
ââŠDo I even need a washing machine anymore?â
âThink of the savings on utilities.â
Fair point.
Time to check my status.
It had become a fun daily routine.
ăStatus â Openă
Mikado Kenichirou (15) â Human? â Male
Occupation: High School Student (1st Year) / Great Sage (provisional)
Level: 1
HP: 68/100
MP: 74/100
Stats:
STR (Strength): 100
DEX (Dexterity): 100
VIT (Vitality): 100
AGI (Agility): 100
INT (Intelligence): 100
MND (Mind): 11
LUK (Luck): 10
CHA (Charisma): 68
Original Skill
Great Sage (Philosopherâs Stone release rate: 0.8987%)
ăăâ Wisdom System, nickname: Aegis
Skills
Mana Manipulation Lv. 2
Physical Enhancement Lv. 1 (NEW)
Appraisal Lv. 3
Storage
Language Translation
Life Magic: [Water], [Fire], [Light], [Clean], [Dry]






